You ever just look at your self and think you're cursed?
If the latest Jack in the Box promotion has every 1 out of 2 a winner, why have I failed 14 times in a row?
Than there's also the royal flush that beat out my straight flush to have me retire from the world of Texas Hold Em last year...

Missed me?
Me too, lots of random thoughts have floated into my head since the last meaningful post.
Just haven't gotten around to posting them.

go figure.

To all the college graduates of 2005, I dedicate this song to you:

The Beer Song (from the South Park guys)

Oh,
What is the malted liquer?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (BEER!)
Can't get enough of it, (BEER!)
How we really love it, (BEER!)
Makes me think I'm a man, (BEER!)
I can kiss and hug it, (BEER!)
But I'd rather chug it, (BEER!)
Got my belly up to here, (BEER!)
I could not refuse a, (BEER!)
I could really use a, 
Beer, beer, beer.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad, (belch)
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the schlits.

Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till you're fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
OOH
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that,
As we sing once more.

What is the malted liquer,
What gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans (BEER!)
Can't get enough of it, (BEER!)
How we really love it, (BEER!)
Makes me think I'm a man, (BEER!)
I can kiss and hug it, (BEER!)
But I'd rather chug it, (BEER!)
Got my belly up to here, (BEER!)
Only I adore it, (BEER!)
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me. (BEER!)

The most wonderful drink in the world.
Hooray.
(Belch)

Congrats, drink up, enjoy the transition to "the real world"

The Random Quote:
"Mah na mah nah" - The Muppets